I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
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