hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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