We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Randomize
