is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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