just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Randomize
