Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Your topless pictures make me question reality
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
