If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize
