LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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