I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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