I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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