is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
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