if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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