I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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