I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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