If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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