When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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