Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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