Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
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