Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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