ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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