You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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