So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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