My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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