chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
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