Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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