ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
then he tried to convert me to islam
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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