I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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