only if we run a train.
done.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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