He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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