very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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