you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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