I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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