I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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