i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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