Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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