dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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