all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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