Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Pooping to opera.
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