He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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