Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
