I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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