Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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