so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I skipped work to stalk him.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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