So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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