I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
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consequently i now know what mace tastes like
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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