i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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