She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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