Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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