S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
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