Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I don't think brook has ever known best
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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