I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
don't judge my taste in strippers
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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