I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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