thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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